Wordle!

It all started when I was in the 3rd grade . I was glued to a thesaurus. My glasses -the size of magnifying glasses, my efficiency - that of a snail. My homework - late. My sanity - all but gone. And then I graduated elementary school and got into middle school, met who I thought was the love of my life. We made a life together we went to theatre , the scene called for us , the lights drawn to us as our audience’ eyes , our eyes locked , as did our lips. Only to have our quiet candid life ripped from us because of graduation. The cruel advances of time and knowledge thrust us into different schools and not into each other. And yet again I who thought would never love again found it yet again. In the arms of my then lover. He made my flaws my perfections. My pride into his pride. My feelings , heard. He opened me to the life of lavishness and simplicity. The contrast or riches and poverty. Highs and lows. Happiness and depravity. Hate and love. Truly establishing that all things have an equal and opposite. For our love ended with hate. As I opened a new chapter to my life. I went to college and entered the work force. Becoming a productive member of society, I strived for greatness and improve those around me. Learning from and teaching those around me. Allowing for what is meant for me and achieving that what I set out for. Only to be ensnared by the hooked claws of a game such as wordle. The allure of which made me want to throw my phone but also clutch it for the need of wanting to clear each word with less than 3 attempts. Only to be be rewarded the word genius , some electronic confetti and the satisfaction of finishing a word only to face another word. TLDR: wordle is aight.

Okay so first of all it’s $6 for the ad free version of the game, but I’d been playing it every single day and I’d been going back to do daily puzzles from previous months, before I’d started playing. In order to do this, I was watching an ad to access the game, which was fine, but since ad free was so expensive compared to other apps, I figured purchasing would give me access to previous months puzzles without watching the apps— like other apps I’ve played have done. WRONG. Now I can’t watch an ad to access anything, AND it costs 150 coins PER PUZZLE. That means if I want to do the daily puzzle and the daily plus puzzle for a day I missed, it costs me 300 coins PER DAY!!! I messaged support because this seems really unfair and I would not have purchased the ad free version if I had known, and got no response. Deleted the app hoping I could reset the ads (a desperate attempt, I know) and instead it just erased all my progress and sent me back to the very start. No coins, no master league, not even all features unlocked. There was no way to restore my progress. Even my messages to support were gone. And also, in case you’re thinking you can just pay coins to do old puzzles and that it’ll let you watch an ad to to the next one when you run out of coins, it doesn’t. It tries to force you to buy coins. So you spend $6 for what you think will be a better version of the game, and instead you get slapped with a horrible pay to play system. Deleted the app.

This app keeps me entertained for hours. It is an amazing app and I really hope you will except this because it is one of the best apps that I’ve ever use that keeps me entertained for a very long time. I see all the reviews it’s perfect for someone who has patience if you don’t have patience please don’t get this because you will not like this, so if you really want this game it’s a very wonderful game you do not have to pay anything there’s a daily wordle a spelling bee and more it is a bunch of fun and you can do it with as many people as you like it is free to download and it is a perfect game for people who have a lot of smartness and patience and anyway I love this game I had it before and I deleted it but then I got it back because I’m like I am bored. How about we try this game again so I think that you should definitely and if you’re like on a long car ride, this is perfect to entertain you and maybe your family to have a lot of fun car ride and it depends. Where are you going? You can like get a bunch of different like categories so like you can get a tropical category if you’re going to like Hawaii and If you are like going to like a tropical area. You can get the tropical vibes thing and go into like a Halloween parade. Very far away you can get the Halloween mode it has a bunch of features. and someone who loves anything or any words are any will love this game and say you’re on the road this game has gotten you covered. I mean it does have some payments if you want to like get more coins but you can also get like 50 coins by watching an ad and if you don’t want any, and you have to buy that sorry i connot control that I’m sorry I can’t control it but I just tried to give you guys are gonna love you you guys can get this game whoever only owns this game kissing noises dead perfect.